A few years ago when my Yoruba mother savaged me. You want to know the meaning of savage? read this up!!!

So a few years ago, my jamb results just came out, I failed!!! I was so sad that I burnt the dodo that I was frying, what a tragedy!!!
Then my mum comes out and says:


Mum : Yejide, ki lo nrun (what is smelling)


Of course she knew the answer but she wanted to ask me for confirmation.
I answered her.
Yejide: mummy, dodo ti mo n din lo Jona( the plantain I was frying got burnt)


Mum: mscheew (long hiss) o ri ara e bayi, eniti koba lopolo ati din dodo, se iyen lo fe fi opolo ohun kawe... ( Someone that cannot successfully fry plantain wants to use that same brain to pass exam)


Yejide:


Iyen Gangan ni won pe ni savage!