Sunday, 18 June 2017
Dear Nigerian men, speed isn't the same as accuracy - Adesegun Damazio
Dear Nigerian Man,
Accuracy is more productive than speed. Stop going nowhere fast.
Apply this principle to your sexual encounters with your partner and watch your approval ratings soar.
For starters, let me share this coded info with you (please ensure no girl sees this):
- buy Fura de Nono
- buy Coconut
- buy Dabino (Date)
- buy Tiget nuts (ofio)
- pour all these items inside a blender and add little quantity of water
- blend it
- drink the (preferably cold) mixture
Apply the opening principle above, with a little bit of Kamasutra.
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