I disagreed with a Twitter celeb's views on patriarchy and earned consecutive rounds of derogatory remarks in return. His insolence piqued my curiosity, so I decided to pay a visit to his inbox and this ensued between us:
ME: All I did was disagree with your views on patriarchy and you did nothing but insult me for no reason. Is that how you argue with people in reality?
USER: Sometimes, you need to put fools in their place
ME: Oh, so I'm a fool now?
USER: Your words, not mine
ME: Hold on a sec, so you really believe women oughtn't be allowed to make crucial decisions simply because it's not in consonance with your "religious beliefs"?
USER: I don't care how you try to twist this but as far as I'm concerned, the husband is the head of the family and the onus lies on him to decide what's best for his family
ME: Wow! Is this a joke on something?
USER: You're exhibiting your idiocy again
ME: *sigh* can you say this to my face?
USER: You must be foolish to think you can threaten me so cheaply. I know your type.
ME: Good. Here's what I'm going to do, I'll go through your TL and see if I can find that tweet where you mentioned your workplace. Then, I'll pay you a visit and have you repeat your words line by line. Woe betide you if I find you, bro.
USER: *reads the message but doesn't reply*
ME: oh! You can't talk now?
USER: *reads and still no reply*
--- you've been blocked from viewing this user's tweets and blah blah blah ---
.
I've found his profile on LinkedIn and have been viewing it intermittently ever since. It's a good thing LinkedIn notifies you each time someone checks your profile and in this guy's case, I've deliberately viewed his profile more than ten times in the last two days alone. Not that I truly intend to visit him but it brings joy to my soul knowing I can tension him that way.
I wonder what goes on in his mind each time he gets the LinkedIn notification that I've viewed his profile. Now I think I know why they say the wicked will never know peace.
Honestly, some of you social media lapdogs are just freaking loud mouths! You'd start a fight and run away at the slightest dose of reprisal.
All talk and no bite.
Sacrificial Lambs!
Let me go and view his profile again to remind him that I haven't forgotten.
ME: All I did was disagree with your views on patriarchy and you did nothing but insult me for no reason. Is that how you argue with people in reality?
USER: Sometimes, you need to put fools in their place
ME: Oh, so I'm a fool now?
USER: Your words, not mine
ME: Hold on a sec, so you really believe women oughtn't be allowed to make crucial decisions simply because it's not in consonance with your "religious beliefs"?
USER: I don't care how you try to twist this but as far as I'm concerned, the husband is the head of the family and the onus lies on him to decide what's best for his family
ME: Wow! Is this a joke on something?
USER: You're exhibiting your idiocy again
ME: *sigh* can you say this to my face?
USER: You must be foolish to think you can threaten me so cheaply. I know your type.
ME: Good. Here's what I'm going to do, I'll go through your TL and see if I can find that tweet where you mentioned your workplace. Then, I'll pay you a visit and have you repeat your words line by line. Woe betide you if I find you, bro.
USER: *reads the message but doesn't reply*
ME: oh! You can't talk now?
USER: *reads and still no reply*
--- you've been blocked from viewing this user's tweets and blah blah blah ---
.
I've found his profile on LinkedIn and have been viewing it intermittently ever since. It's a good thing LinkedIn notifies you each time someone checks your profile and in this guy's case, I've deliberately viewed his profile more than ten times in the last two days alone. Not that I truly intend to visit him but it brings joy to my soul knowing I can tension him that way.
I wonder what goes on in his mind each time he gets the LinkedIn notification that I've viewed his profile. Now I think I know why they say the wicked will never know peace.
Honestly, some of you social media lapdogs are just freaking loud mouths! You'd start a fight and run away at the slightest dose of reprisal.
All talk and no bite.
Sacrificial Lambs!
Let me go and view his profile again to remind him that I haven't forgotten.
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