It is one thing to be fully enmeshed in the pangs of infidelity, but to perpetuate such indiscretion with bewildering mental posturing and malicious lies is downright disgusting.
"I am not married, I only have a female child from an inconsequential affair as an exuberant teenager. My Baby mama is even married to someone else. No cause for concern".
"How about the wedding band?"
"Forget it. It's a mere fashion accessory. I have never married any woman in my conscious state"
"That woman is my Ex-in-motion. She is nothing but the mother of my children. I am almost done with perfecting my divorce with her so we can get married. Where have you been all my life? Why did you let me marry the mistake of my life, before you the love of my life showed up?"
Last month, it was the story of the man who claimed that his wife was his mum's younger sister sent packing by her unruly, irresponsible husband.
"You are very funny o. How can I be married to such an old cargo? That woman fit born me o. She is just in my house for a while with her kids because her husband threw her out. She is actually my Aunt. Can't you see the striking semblance? Na wa for you o. I go see fine, young geh like you for ground, na that mama I go come marry? Tufiakwa."
"I was wondering too. Seems she is much older than you are. But her kids look like you though. Your family gene must be extra strong".
"Yes, it is."
Many a times in the closet, confident cocoon and Chambers, I listen to tales of single, vulnerable and available women robbed of their bodily wares by lying dare-devil men who flagrantly and blatantly deny their marital status to pass the boarding gates into their pleasure Island. They often gain hastened unrestricted access to prospect for cum as soon as they play the marriage card as young, eligible unmarried men to these single and desperate women.
"This wan na wedding ring? It's favour charm."
"How about the permanent scowls of ring lines on your fourth finger?"
"Oh... That one? It's an uncleared eczema and healing ring worm".
"Was that your wife I saw with you yesterday in church?"
"You are very funny. How can that be my wife? That fat, ugly, overfed toad? Abeg, na my neighbour's wife o. I just gave her a lift. Can't you see we weren't wearing the same thing? That wan wey be like the door of Cele church na hin you dey call my wife? Abeg, If na play, make you stop am."
"Okay, no vex".
The list is endless and the tale is the same. Married men living single and deceiving young women too hasty to find out the truth before opening the zanga. Polygamous Bachelors on the prowl of heat. Men just want to get down and fire the base no matter the condition and circumstances.
How can you give yourself out so soon before you find out the true marital status of the one seeking illegitimate entry into your sacred bosoms?
Why let sex make you a mother or a hurt, dumped Ex that never was when you won't let genuine patient love first make you a wife?
Every good worth the while takes time. Give the time some time.
Due diligence is important before you transact. Don't be a willing victim.
But then, I have no words for the stupid men who find pleasure in denigrating their own wives in a bid to mark another woman. The woman who waits to hear such guttersnipe mockery is of all women the most bereft of intellect. Guess the new cookie has dual NAFDAC registration number to deserve such ceremonial indiscretion.
So, because of momentary illicit pleasure, you deride, mock, talk down and pooh pooh your own wife? Are you usually this foolish? Just tell me.
Real men respect their wives. Even when they stray, they don't ever allow an insult to their precious wives. But the good man loves his woman too much, he can't stand cheating on her.
"Benita, It's you I truly want. My wife is lazy. She is dirty, disrespectful, nagsome, unruly, unsubmissive and unexciting. She doesn't know how to ferk, cook, wash, make the bed, make money and make sense. I haven't touched her in two years. If you agree to marry me, I will divorce her immediately."
Forget that she gets pregnant for him at will. Hypocritical douche bags.
You lie and grandstand unwittingly because of the hairy doughnut. The pleasure pot is your Master. Don't even argue. Be a gentleman and quietly, but reverently bow to the Big 'P'. Vow to serve the Big 'V' for the rest of your servile life.
And when you think you've seen the vilest, a newly married man says whilst in deep tears to a woman he simply wants to bed: "You look very much like my late wife".
Like what the heck?
Tosin Ayo is a Legal Practitioner, Researcher, Law Teacher, Energy Law Specialist, Novelist, Poet, Social Commentator, Public Affairs Analyst and Social media enthusiast. He is a distinguished author of several books and biographies. He attended the University of Ado-Ekiti and the Nigerian Law School, Abuja for his LL.B and B.L respectively and the University of Aberdeen, United Kingdom for his LL.M Master of Laws, Energy Law where he emerged with the result of the best overall performance in the Energy Law Programme in September 2013. He has a passion for teaching, writing and counseling. He currently teaches law in the Department of Jurisprudence and International law at Ekiti State University, Ado-Ekiti, Nigeria.
"How about the wedding band?"
"Forget it. It's a mere fashion accessory. I have never married any woman in my conscious state"
"That woman is my Ex-in-motion. She is nothing but the mother of my children. I am almost done with perfecting my divorce with her so we can get married. Where have you been all my life? Why did you let me marry the mistake of my life, before you the love of my life showed up?"
Last month, it was the story of the man who claimed that his wife was his mum's younger sister sent packing by her unruly, irresponsible husband.
"You are very funny o. How can I be married to such an old cargo? That woman fit born me o. She is just in my house for a while with her kids because her husband threw her out. She is actually my Aunt. Can't you see the striking semblance? Na wa for you o. I go see fine, young geh like you for ground, na that mama I go come marry? Tufiakwa."
"I was wondering too. Seems she is much older than you are. But her kids look like you though. Your family gene must be extra strong".
"Yes, it is."
Many a times in the closet, confident cocoon and Chambers, I listen to tales of single, vulnerable and available women robbed of their bodily wares by lying dare-devil men who flagrantly and blatantly deny their marital status to pass the boarding gates into their pleasure Island. They often gain hastened unrestricted access to prospect for cum as soon as they play the marriage card as young, eligible unmarried men to these single and desperate women.
"This wan na wedding ring? It's favour charm."
"How about the permanent scowls of ring lines on your fourth finger?"
"Oh... That one? It's an uncleared eczema and healing ring worm".
"Was that your wife I saw with you yesterday in church?"
"You are very funny. How can that be my wife? That fat, ugly, overfed toad? Abeg, na my neighbour's wife o. I just gave her a lift. Can't you see we weren't wearing the same thing? That wan wey be like the door of Cele church na hin you dey call my wife? Abeg, If na play, make you stop am."
"Okay, no vex".
The list is endless and the tale is the same. Married men living single and deceiving young women too hasty to find out the truth before opening the zanga. Polygamous Bachelors on the prowl of heat. Men just want to get down and fire the base no matter the condition and circumstances.
How can you give yourself out so soon before you find out the true marital status of the one seeking illegitimate entry into your sacred bosoms?
Why let sex make you a mother or a hurt, dumped Ex that never was when you won't let genuine patient love first make you a wife?
Every good worth the while takes time. Give the time some time.
Due diligence is important before you transact. Don't be a willing victim.
But then, I have no words for the stupid men who find pleasure in denigrating their own wives in a bid to mark another woman. The woman who waits to hear such guttersnipe mockery is of all women the most bereft of intellect. Guess the new cookie has dual NAFDAC registration number to deserve such ceremonial indiscretion.
So, because of momentary illicit pleasure, you deride, mock, talk down and pooh pooh your own wife? Are you usually this foolish? Just tell me.
Real men respect their wives. Even when they stray, they don't ever allow an insult to their precious wives. But the good man loves his woman too much, he can't stand cheating on her.
"Benita, It's you I truly want. My wife is lazy. She is dirty, disrespectful, nagsome, unruly, unsubmissive and unexciting. She doesn't know how to ferk, cook, wash, make the bed, make money and make sense. I haven't touched her in two years. If you agree to marry me, I will divorce her immediately."
Forget that she gets pregnant for him at will. Hypocritical douche bags.
You lie and grandstand unwittingly because of the hairy doughnut. The pleasure pot is your Master. Don't even argue. Be a gentleman and quietly, but reverently bow to the Big 'P'. Vow to serve the Big 'V' for the rest of your servile life.
And when you think you've seen the vilest, a newly married man says whilst in deep tears to a woman he simply wants to bed: "You look very much like my late wife".
Like what the heck?
Tosin Ayo is a Legal Practitioner, Researcher, Law Teacher, Energy Law Specialist, Novelist, Poet, Social Commentator, Public Affairs Analyst and Social media enthusiast. He is a distinguished author of several books and biographies. He attended the University of Ado-Ekiti and the Nigerian Law School, Abuja for his LL.B and B.L respectively and the University of Aberdeen, United Kingdom for his LL.M Master of Laws, Energy Law where he emerged with the result of the best overall performance in the Energy Law Programme in September 2013. He has a passion for teaching, writing and counseling. He currently teaches law in the Department of Jurisprudence and International law at Ekiti State University, Ado-Ekiti, Nigeria.
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