I had a chat with a drunk last night. It was so funny. This drunk was angry with me - because according to this drunk, I should be supporting his career fully.
Then, this morning, I had a chat with another person I suspect was drunk. It goes like this:
Suspected Drunk: Morning, boss. Show me love na. Anything at all. Nothing is too small.
Me: WTF? Tell them you didn't see me in your dream.
Suspected Drunk: Lemme use and see front, biko. I'm so low on funds.
Me: Get a job then!
Suspected Drunk: I'm your boy o. A little assistance is all I ask of. I'm a graduate o.
Me: Oh wow! Clap for yourself, Graduate!
Suspected Drunk: I'm searching for a job. I can act. I'm multi-talented. Lemme work with u.
Me: Have a great day!
Suspected Drunk: I can play d keyboard. I dance also
Me: Okay. Bye, Graduate!
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