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HER: Hi. You're quite active on Facebook. Is that all you do everyday?
ME: Not exactly. I just create time for social media whenever I can.
HER: Don't you have a job or something?
ME: I do.
HER: Don't your bosses complain?
ME: About my performance at work or on Facebook?
HER: Well, I don't know. You tell me.
ME: Just go straight to the point please. What's this about?
HER: Indeed. You sound like an arrogant person, so much for one who claims to be the Minister of Happiness.
ME: I'm beginning to think you have a problem with me. But that's fine. To each his own.
HER: Imagine the way you're talking to me. And you think I'll want to get along with arrogant people? Smh.
ME: Now I'm confused. Did somebody report me to you? Or is there something you're not telling me?
HER: Relax. I was just testing you to see how approachable you really are. Anyway, do you stay alone?
ME: Wonderful.
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So this is how devil use to use some of you to operate abi?
You people will start with leg over and end it with corner kick?
Imagine the yeye test this one wanted to give me. Ordinary conical flask wey wan dey test Kipps Apparatus. No problem
You people don't know me oo. Abi you think it's easy for them to be calling someone "Ajigijaga"?
Why would you even think of testing me with such diabolical strategy? In fact, I'm already angry sef.
Emi Rambo! Emi Sugar Banana
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