To have a beautiful marriage, you better marry someone you can call a goat head

To have a beautiful marriage?? (I did not say perfect o)By all means marry your friend!!! Its not even for you, your kids deserve comedy half hour to relax after each strenuous day.

They need to laugh so hard at mummy and daddy's folly like they are equally kids. You can't bring those kids into the world and torment them by snatching their childhood and make them reason beyond their age.

When a child starts devising means of making mummy run away or making daddy go to work and never return, you've already used your own sand sand to spoil their Garri.

• Marry someone you can call "goat head" and there would be no swollen lips...
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• Marry someone you can jump on suddenly and there would be no shoving....
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• Marry someone you can call by his first name and there would be no "you don't have respect"
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• Marry someone that would support every dream of yours and not say "you're not submissive"
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• Marry someone you can slap his head jokingly and there would be no "ajekun iya"
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• Marry someone you can use fart to compete and there would be no issues!!!! 

Are you in a relationship and confused already??? So pa (mess on abi fart around )guy yen leni let's see his reaction.

Good morning world!!!


Written by Bubu Timara.